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<tr><td class='diff-marker'>-</td><td style="background: #ffa; color:black; font-size: smaller;"><div>Weird inventions can be lucrative. I just saw a report on the news about an automated dog wash <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[http://www.wtfnews.org/ funny videos] </del>at a vehicle wash. Get the auto and the dog clean all at <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">when</del>! Of course, <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">concepts </del>for inventions that are just weird and <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">interesting </del>or funny is okay too. By the way, the <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">tips </del>beneath are not patented, so feel totally free to take them, make them, patent them and earn a few dollars with them. <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Good </del>luck!<br><br>Wind chimes <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">made </del>from bones. There are a lot of <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">men and women </del>out there who like the morbid side of life, and I'll bet they <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">buy </del>wind chimes too. Of course, they <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">don't </del>have to be human bones!<br><br>Machine that induces naps. Some of the brain wave entrainment CDs I've been <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">employing </del>for months are <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">actually </del>effective. <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">One particular </del>puts me to sleep everytime, anytime of the day. This <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">technologies </del>could be <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">utilized </del>to <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">produce </del>a <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">program </del>for <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">child </del>cribs and kid's beds. The machine would play CDs which slow down brain waves and puts kids to sleep. <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">More </del>than a handful of parents would <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">buy </del>this.<br><br>Wall-mounted furniture. Have a steel track built into the perimeter of the space, and furniture <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">created </del>to hang from this. The couches, tables and chairs <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">wouldn't need </del>legs, and would be <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">simple </del>to clean <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">below</del>. Of course, if you <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">produce </del>the <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">program</del>, the <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">customer </del>has to buy furniture from you.<br><br>Furniture that glows in the dark. <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Possibly </del>it would be <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">much </del>more practical to have just the edges trimmed with a glow-in-the-dark material. No <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">much </del>more bumping into the coffee table in the dark, and a good party atmosphere too.<br><br>Alarm clock that <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">utilizes </del>voices. Here's one of these <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">simple </del>inventions, and it <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">is not </del>even that weird. Use <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[http://www.wtfnews.org/ wtf] one </del>of the "sampler" chips <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[http://www.wtfnews.org/ strange news] </del>that are <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">found </del>in electronic keyboards. Push the button to record a <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">brief </del>message-alarm. Wake up to your <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">own </del>voice, or record a wake-up message from a attractive <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">friend </del>for far more motivation. Have it say what you want. "You <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">happen to be </del>late for <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">work</del>!" <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">might </del>function, or may <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">possibly </del>just give you a heart attack.<br><br>Exam survival kit. Are you <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">ready </del>for that <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">big </del>exam? Now you are, with your new Examomatic Survival Kit. The kit <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">consists of </del>caffeine pills, ginkgo biloba capsules, aromatic oils that "wake up" the brain, and a dozen <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">rapid tips </del>for <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">instantaneously </del>raising your IQ.<br><br>Fish kite. <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">look</del>, in the sky! It <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">really is </del>a bird, it <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">is </del>a plane... no, it is the new flying fish kite! It really is an inflatable kite (no kite sticks), but it flys just like any kite. Comes with a fishing pole for the kitestring, so you can just reel it in when you <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">are accomplished</del>. Fishing in the sky!<br><br>A <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">handful </del>of <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">suggestions</del>, and now it is time to come up with your <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">personal </del>weird inventions.</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="background: #cfc; color:black; font-size: smaller;"><div>Weird inventions can be lucrative. I just saw a report on the news about an automated dog wash at a vehicle wash. Get the auto and the dog clean all at <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">once</ins>! Of <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[http://www.wtfnews.org/ bizarre news] </ins>course, <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">tips </ins>for inventions that are just weird and <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">intriguing </ins>or funny is okay too. By the way, the <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">ideas </ins>beneath are not patented, so <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">really </ins>feel totally free to take them, make them, patent them and earn a few dollars with them. <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Great </ins>luck!<br><br>Wind chimes <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">created </ins>from bones. There are a lot of <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">folks </ins>out there who like the morbid side of life, and I'll bet they <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">get </ins>wind chimes too. Of course, they <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">do not </ins>have to be human bones!<br><br>Machine that induces naps. Some of the brain wave entrainment CDs I've been <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">making use of </ins>for months are <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">truly </ins>effective. <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">1 </ins>puts me to sleep everytime, anytime of the day. This <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">technology </ins>could be <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">employed </ins>to <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">develop </ins>a <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">system </ins>for <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">baby </ins>cribs and kid's beds. The machine would play CDs which slow down brain waves and puts kids to sleep. <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Far more </ins>than a handful of parents would <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">acquire </ins>this.<br><br>Wall-mounted furniture. Have a steel track built into the perimeter of the space, and furniture <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">designed </ins>to hang from this. The couches, tables and chairs <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">would not require </ins>legs, and would be <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">straightforward </ins>to clean <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">beneath</ins>. Of course, if you <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">create </ins>the <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">system</ins>, the <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">client </ins>has to buy furniture from you.<br><br>Furniture that glows in the dark. <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Perhaps </ins>it would be <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">a lot </ins>more practical to have just the edges trimmed with a glow-in-the-dark material. No <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">far </ins>more bumping into the coffee table in the dark, and a good party atmosphere too.<br><br>Alarm clock that <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">makes use of </ins>voices. Here's one <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">particular </ins>of these <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">easy </ins>inventions, and it <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">isn't </ins>even that weird. Use <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">a single </ins>of the "sampler" chips that are <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">discovered </ins>in electronic keyboards. Push the button to record a <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">short </ins>message-alarm. Wake up to your <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">personal </ins>voice, or record a wake-up message from a attractive <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">buddy </ins>for far more motivation. Have it say what you want. "You <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">are </ins>late for <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">perform</ins>!" <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">may possibly </ins>function, or may <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">well </ins>just give you a heart attack.<br><br>Exam survival kit. Are you <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">prepared </ins>for that <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">massive </ins>exam? Now you are, with your new Examomatic Survival Kit. The kit <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">contains </ins>caffeine pills, ginkgo biloba capsules, aromatic oils that "wake up" the brain, and a dozen <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[http://www.wtfnews.org/ wtf] fast suggestions </ins>for <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">immediately </ins>raising your IQ.<br><br>Fish kite. <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">appear</ins>, in the sky! It<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">'s </ins>a bird, it<ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">'s </ins>a plane... no, it is the new flying fish kite! It really is an inflatable kite (no kite sticks), but it flys just like any kite. Comes with a fishing pole for the kitestring, so you can just reel it in when you <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">happen to be carried out</ins>. Fishing in the sky!<br><br>A <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">couple </ins>of <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">concepts</ins>, and now it is time to come up with your <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">[http://www.wtfnews.org/ funny news] own </ins>weird inventions.</div></td></tr>
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<p><b>New page</b></p><div>Weird inventions can be lucrative. I just saw a report on the news about an automated dog wash [http://www.wtfnews.org/ funny videos] at a vehicle wash. Get the auto and the dog clean all at when! Of course, concepts for inventions that are just weird and interesting or funny is okay too. By the way, the tips beneath are not patented, so feel totally free to take them, make them, patent them and earn a few dollars with them. Good luck!<br><br>Wind chimes made from bones. There are a lot of men and women out there who like the morbid side of life, and I'll bet they buy wind chimes too. Of course, they don't have to be human bones!<br><br>Machine that induces naps. Some of the brain wave entrainment CDs I've been employing for months are actually effective. One particular puts me to sleep everytime, anytime of the day. This technologies could be utilized to produce a program for child cribs and kid's beds. The machine would play CDs which slow down brain waves and puts kids to sleep. More than a handful of parents would buy this.<br><br>Wall-mounted furniture. Have a steel track built into the perimeter of the space, and furniture created to hang from this. The couches, tables and chairs wouldn't need legs, and would be simple to clean below. Of course, if you produce the program, the customer has to buy furniture from you.<br><br>Furniture that glows in the dark. Possibly it would be much more practical to have just the edges trimmed with a glow-in-the-dark material. No much more bumping into the coffee table in the dark, and a good party atmosphere too.<br><br>Alarm clock that utilizes voices. Here's one of these simple inventions, and it is not even that weird. Use [http://www.wtfnews.org/ wtf] one of the "sampler" chips [http://www.wtfnews.org/ strange news] that are found in electronic keyboards. Push the button to record a brief message-alarm. Wake up to your own voice, or record a wake-up message from a attractive friend for far more motivation. Have it say what you want. "You happen to be late for work!" might function, or may possibly just give you a heart attack.<br><br>Exam survival kit. Are you ready for that big exam? Now you are, with your new Examomatic Survival Kit. The kit consists of caffeine pills, ginkgo biloba capsules, aromatic oils that "wake up" the brain, and a dozen rapid tips for instantaneously raising your IQ.<br><br>Fish kite. look, in the sky! It really is a bird, it is a plane... no, it is the new flying fish kite! It really is an inflatable kite (no kite sticks), but it flys just like any kite. Comes with a fishing pole for the kitestring, so you can just reel it in when you are accomplished. Fishing in the sky!<br><br>A handful of suggestions, and now it is time to come up with your personal weird inventions.</div>Tue, 03 Apr 2012 01:00:09 GMTPascaleBancroft3929http://beta.aalf.org/wiki/index.php?title=Talk:Weird_Inventions